Saturday, March 24, 2012

Day 84 - Brunch at 3pm, hot stone massage and funny shit people say

Somewhere in this ancient mystic trinity you got 3 as a magic number:
  1. Delicious brunch at 3pm. Oh yes.
  2. Blue swimmer crab risotto
    Scrambled eggs, bacon, smashed avocado
    And having just enough coins to afford a honey joy. It was meant to be! A lone honey joy

  3. A hot stone massage on a cold day like today. Ohhhh yesss! 

  4. People say some pretty funny shit.
  • "I lost my beer and I spent about 15 minutes trying to find it! I was looking everywhere and searching all over the place. Then I looked in the mirror... (long pause) and said, 'You don't have to be angry with yourself anymore'."
  • A: "I've almost finished that bottle of vodka. It took me, like, 2 and half hours. I think that's pretty good effort."
    B: "...that vodka's made out of a sack of potatoes..."
    A: "I've almost finished that vodka."
    B: "You're a sack of potatoes."
  • "Japanese girls usually sound really cute when they say stuff, but you cannot imagine just how cute it is when she says 'I'm as snug as a bug in a rug'. And she was, as snug as a bug in a rug. She said she was as snug in a bug in a rug. Oh my gosh I love her."
  • A: "I went home after that. I walked home. But then I got lost. I walked in the right direction, but then I'd start walking in the other direction. So I was walking up then walking back then up again. I was so lost. It took me over 2 hours to get home and by then I was SO exhausted."
    B: "Why didn't you just get into a taxi?"
    A: "Nah it was too close. Getting into a taxi would be stupid."
  • A: "What song was that?"
    B: "The one that goes, na na na na na na (starts making high pitched sounds)"
    A: "Neh neh neh neh neh neh (makes spacey sounds)"
    A & B make strange noises at the same time.
    A: "Ohh yeah that song, of course."


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